Ronald Reagan actually said...

"The National Park Service program has been very successful, as highly motivated individuals have volunteered valuable services to the visitors to our national parks and to other National Park Service ..."

"Not one square inch of territory has been lost to Communist aggression, and the United States is more secure than we were 4 years ago."

"America will never stop. It will never give up its mission, its special mission—never."

"I got one idea from my opponent. If I could find a way to dress up in his tax program, I could go out on Halloween and scare the devil out of all the neighbors."