Ronald Reagan actually said...

"It's great to get out of Washington and get back to where the real people are."

"You young people are just the best blankety-blank kids in the world."

"This important piece of legislation... will help assure the continued safety and efficiency of the markets for United States Treasury and other government-related debt."

"Exercise your sacred right as an American, participate in shaping history itself by going to the polls and casting your vote."