Ronald Reagan actually said...

"You're all heroes in the cause of human progress."

"I thought it was interesting fiction."

"Nine times we have tried to persuade the Sandinista government to enter into negotiations and nine times we've gotten nowhere."

"Here is this third Communist—well, let—I can't call it an attempt. Here would be the third of the bases that they had established, the Communist bloc, and the first one on our mainland."