Ronald Reagan actually said...

"Vote for Rick McIntyre and Dan Quayle, you'll be winning one for yourselves, you'll be winning one for Indiana, and believe me, you'll be winning one for America."

"it's great to get out of Washington and get back to where the real people are."

"I'd rather have a Judiciary Committee headed by Senator Strom Thurmond than one run by Teddy Kennedy any day."

"These differences we have on taxes and spending remind me of a Democratic fundraiser."