Ronald Reagan actually said...

"The suffering of America, the deep and painful recession, and the outrageous and frightening inflation—these things didn't start by spontaneous combustion."

"I felt fine."

"And we're not going to let him do it."

"Well, I found out that it's not so much that Mr. Mondale has a poor memory of his ruinous past; he's just got a darn good 'forgetory.'"