Ronald Reagan actually said...

"The real meaning of the parable has always been not so much the benefit that was done to the beaten man, but the good that accrued to the Samaritan."

"The public knows that it took a number of years to get us into the economic mess, and it'll take time and hard work to set things right."

"the needs of the hungry and the poor be satisfied meaningfully throughout the world"

"Thanks to the diplomatic community for what you've done tonight to help fight this dreaded disease."