Ronald Reagan actually said...

"I do hereby proclaim the month of October 1986 as National Spina Bifida Month."

"We can enjoy our freedoms because of the enduring vision for which Casimir Pulaski fought and died."

"How can I agree to Congressional restrictions on nuclear testing before we agree with the Soviets on adequate verification procedures to avoid cheating?"

"This generation is the best darn bunch of kids we've ever had."