Ronald Reagan actually said...

"Fatherhood is an arm around the shoulders of a child crying because a balloon is lost."

"Skilled, professional secretaries are essential to the smooth, efficient functioning of business, government, and the professions."

"As America's secretaries master the new technologies, office efficiency will increase and secretaries will be freed from some tedious tasks to take on exciting and rewarding challenges."

"I am happy to call attention to the important role of secretaries in our national life."