Ronald Reagan actually said...

"I congratulate all of you today on taking advantage of the tremendous educational opportunities you've been offered."

"Our 5-year effort is the largest commitment to the renovation of our national parks that has ever been made."

"Give up money, give up fame, give up science, give the earth itself and all it contains rather than do an immoral act."

"Too much government has always meant the oppression of the human spirit and the stultification of human progress."