Ronald Reagan actually said...

"I particularly urge inexperienced operators of small boats to enroll in these safety and educational programs."

"The American people sent a clear and resounding message to Washington that the highest order of business before the nation is to restore our economic prosperity."

"She's just the soul of kindness and great humility."

"Today I'm pleased to announce that we're prepared to move ahead on a second front—to reduce the burden of Federal taxes."