Ronald Reagan actually said...

"The bill should not be considered under suspension of the rules."

"I do hereby proclaim the week of April 19 through April 25, 1987, as National Minority Cancer Awareness Week."

"I was rather a chubby baby."

"Now, Therefore, I, Ronald Reagan, President of the United States of America, acting under the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the statutes of the United States, do proclaim that:"