Ronald Reagan actually said...

"This 5-year relief program should be sufficient to enable the domestic producers of red cedar shakes and shingles to adjust to competition during the relief period."

"I transmit herewith the Treaty between the United States of America and the Republic of Cameroon concerning the Reciprocal Encouragement and Protection of Investment."

"I do hereby proclaim the month of May 1986 as National Birds of Prey Month."

"Fellows serve for 1 year as Special Assistants to the Vice President, members of the Cabinet, and the President's principal staff."