Ronald Reagan actually said...

"I just want you to know that I've heard again and again, from Dennis and others, that the Australian people could not have been more open, friendly, or sportsmanlike."

"Congratulations! You performed up to the highest standards in conditions that were arduous and exhausting."

"Today the Cup that went down under has come back up."

"The bulk of the people on welfare aren't just lazy bums or cheaters—they want nothing more than to be independent."