Ronald Reagan actually said...

"Your leadership has helped to renew an old American tradition of neighbor helping neighbor."

"I'd like to just stay here and talk to you all afternoon, but Nancy tells me that I've got to help her with the dishes."

"President Eisenhower said: 'There is nothing wrong with America that the faith, love of freedom, intelligence, and energy of her citizens cannot cure.'"

"Today I announced my intention to appoint Jerry J. Naylor."