Ronald Reagan actually said...

"The United Nations is still a symbol of man's great hope that some day he'll be able to resolve all disputes through peaceful discussion and never again through the force of arms."

"Susan K. Mathis will bring a wealth of experience to the Media Relations Office."

"Our goal is simple: We mean to cripple their organization, dry up their profits, and put their members behind bars where they belong."

"I suspect that I won't see such an ideal world during my lifetime, but I will do all I can to help this dream come true."