Ronald Reagan actually said...

"Careful and judicious implementation of this legislation will benefit both the taxpayers in general and those who individually invest in government securities."

"It's a travesty that we should be engaged in what was called mutual assured destruction."

"You are the best blankety-blank kids in the world."

"I'd rather have a Judiciary Committee headed by Strom Thurmond than one run by Joe Biden or Teddy Kennedy."