Ronald Reagan actually said...

"Every man should take unto himself a wife, because sooner or later something is bound to happen that you can't blame on the Governor."

"Columbus exemplified a spirit which still inspires all Americans—a spirit of reaching out, expanding the frontiers of knowledge, a spirit of undaunted hope."

"We must do everything necessary to protect the health of our mothers and children."

"We can take pride in the services provided and, especially, in the way they are provided."