Ronald Reagan actually said...

"I once was a Democrat and that all these years, you see, I've been a subversive agent in the Republican Party."

"We're going to make sure to the best of our ability that your pay is fair and that you have the equipment that is needed to do the job right."

"There's no greater gift that you can give to your family, your community, or your country than the protection that you afford all of them by this job that you're doing."

"Yes, I want to help, here and every place that I can."