Ronald Reagan actually said...

"You have displayed this throughout your public life and, because of it, have the respect of those who know you."

"I've been looking forward to meeting King Hussein longer than I've been President."

"We will encourage those who seek freedom, not least by telling the simple truth about their efforts and the efforts of those who seek to oppress them."

"I plan to restrain spending to insure that the Congress has the opportunity to enact regular appropriations for the entire fiscal year at levels that are consistent with my revised budget request."