Ronald Reagan: “I do hereby proclaim the week beginning July 15, 1984, as Captive Nations Week.”

I can't be late for my luncheon.

I am delighted that later today I'll have the opportunity to welcome President Gorbachev to the United States and extend to him the hospitality and good wishes of the American people.

Naturally, I heartily approve.

Well, you'd have to take up with the U.N.