Ronald Reagan actually said...

"If permitted to stand, these actions would pull the rug out from under our arms negotiators in Geneva and imperil our national security."

"I hereby extend for an additional two years both the moratorium imposed by that section."

"Whenever I think of Eureka, I am filled with nostalgia for that campus 'neath the elms."

"We're still playing catchup, and this imbalance is a threat to world peace."