Ronald Reagan actually said...

"The Pacific Salmon Commission is hereby designated as a public international organization entitled to the privileges, exemptions, and immunities conferred by the International Organizations Immunities..."

"Our position has been one in which we would just as soon have Mr. Qadhafi go to bed every night wondering what we might do."

"Regretfully, I will not be accepting any of the offers to be Governor of the United States Postal Service."

"it is ordered that the Secretary of Defense and, as designated by him for this purpose, any of the Secretaries, Under Secretaries, and Assistant Secretaries of the Military Departments, are hereby emp..."