Ronald Reagan actually said...

"The well-being and security of our Caribbean Basin neighbors are in our own vital interests."

"It’s grand to have you here in this house, which I might add was designed by another of Erin's sons."

"I want to congratulate you, Mr. Prime Minister, on your recent election and pledge to you an amicable and trusting relationship between us."

"I realize that I'm going to be threatened with investigation of my income tax if I don't at least share it with Don Regan."