Herbert Hoover actually said...

"It is most kind of you to come to the station to greet Mrs. Hoover and me this morning."

"Labor has cooperated in prevention of conflict in giving greater effort and consequently in reducing unit costs."

"The business depression is the dominant subject before the country and the world today."

"Without organized political parties, striving to serve the best interests of the American people, we would descend into political anarchy and be torn into political factions representing selfish, sect..."