Herbert Hoover actually said...

"I will be obliged, however, if you will express my cordial greetings to the Congress and my wishes for a fruitful meeting."

"It is a source of pride to all Americans that the vast system of instantaneous communications by means of the electrical telegraph originated in the mind of an American, Samuel F. B. Morse, whose cult..."

"I have given a great deal of consideration to the subject."

"There can be no adequate check or coordinated direction of expenditure or commitments."