Herbert Hoover actually said...

"Independence tomorrow without assured economic stability would result in the collapse of Philippine Government revenues and the collapse of all economic life in the islands."

"The commanding officers of our forces inform me that we are maintaining that strength and efficiency."

"I am confident that it is already performing a considerable function in the restoration of confidence, and that it has made some direct accomplishments more specifically."

"Every American interested in clean and honest sportsmanship will grieve with you in the death of your father, Charles A. Comiskey."