Herbert Hoover actually said...

"What the country wants and needs is real results."

"I cannot too much overemphasize the importance and the able nonpartisan effort being made by both the Economy Committee of the House and the Ways and Means Committee"

"I wish to congratulate you most heartily upon your ninety-first birthday, and to wish you every blessing."

"Nothing is more important than balancing the budget with the least increase in taxes."