Herbert Hoover actually said...

"So I am afraid I can't help you any this morning."

"When the origins of great and successful policies are examined in the retrospect of history, the Senator's name will rank among the first leaders of his time."

"He was a lovable character and an affectionate friend."

"IT IS with much satisfaction that I send to the members of the Institute of Pacific Relations my greetings and wishes for a successful conference."