Herbert Hoover actually said...

"Both Mrs. Hoover and I feel greatly honored by the generous reception you have extended to us today."

"You have demonstrated yourselves good hosts and good neighbors with that fine courtesy for which Virginia is known to the whole Nation."

"I fear that the summer camp we have established on the Rapidan has the reputation of being devoted solely to fishing."

"Modern highways and motor vehicles provide a basic and elastic system of communication which is most readily adjustable to the economic needs of areas hitherto poorly supplied by transportation."