Herbert Hoover actually said...

"I am condemned to work this summer and stay in Washington so that I expect nothing out of it but Saturday afternoons and Sunday."

"I have nothing today of any kind."

"The subject involves the transfer of parts of various bureaus and agencies from certain Departments to others and it includes as well the necessity for the unification and strengthening of our border ..."

"Your knowledge of Mexican affairs has been invaluable to the Administration."