Herbert Hoover actually said...

"No, I don't think I want to comment on that."

"The reiterated act of placing one's commercial aims before the public in cold type, day after day, compels one to subject his own motives to a criticism as severe as that which he expects from the pub..."

"I have three categories of questions today."

"I am sorry that I cannot be present in person, but I shall be present in spirit to share with you in paying respects and honor to my old friend and great servant of the University, Professor Arthur Ma..."