Herbert Hoover actually said...

"I particularly wish to take this opportunity to express the appreciation which all of us hold for the work you have accomplished as Farm Loan Commissioner during the past two years."

"Mrs. Lottie C. Moyer may be appointed to a clerical position in the Office of the Director of Public Buildings and Public Parks of the National Capital without regard to civil service rules."

"Sir: You are hereby removed from the Office of the United States Attorney, eastern district of New York, effective immediately."

"I am aware that after ten years of public service you unwillingly undertook this additional two years of service, and I can realize your desire to be relieved."