Herbert Hoover actually said...

"There is nothing in respect to the American Army of any consequence."

"My dear Governor Adams: I shall appreciate it if you will present my cordial greetings to the Colorado White House Conference on Child Health and Protection."

"I trust that this pioneer Lighthouse may increasingly shed rays of helpfulness and happiness into the lives of its beneficiaries."

"The Conference, as you know, is more concerned with land armaments than it is with naval armament, and from the point of view of land armament the United States is per capita the least armed of any of..."