Herbert Hoover actually said...

"I congratulate him upon his many achievements and wish your Society many more such pleasant gatherings."

"I assure you of the satisfaction with which I receive this announcement."

"All in one treaty--battleships, aircraft carriers, submarine paragraphs, and the definition of categories."

"While any nation can determine for itself, it is my understanding, what type it will build beyond the limits of the treaty, every other nation may adopt the same types if she wishes."