Herbert Hoover actually said...

"My conception of government leads me to the firm conviction that we have arrived at a time in our history, because of the increasing complexity of our civilization and the delicacy of its adjustments,..."

"Some people become impatient with the length of debate."

"I concur in the recommendation made by the Secretary of State and recommend that, as an act of grace and without reference to the question of the legal liability of the United States in the matter, th..."

"I don't think so. Just dinner or something."