Herbert Hoover actually said...

"The result of which is to impose this sum upon the regular budget and in effect increase emergency relief by that amount."

"Less than two million represent new items."

"The Federal Government can cooperate in assistance in disaster with community and industrial action and the organization of local responsibility."

"The Gridiron Club platform would also contain constructive planks—for instance, it would insist that there must be more humor, more satire, more within government."