Herbert Hoover actually said...

"I propose the adoption of the presentation already made at the Geneva Conference for the abolition of all tanks, all chemical warfare, and all large mobile guns."

"I propose that the arms of the world should be reduced by nearly one-third."

"The applicant's name should appear in full on the front page of the application, thus, 'John Henry Smith,' not 'J.H. Smith'"

"That the validity of a passport . . . shall be limited to a period of two years."