Herbert Hoover actually said...

"These conversations are continuing in the most friendly of atmospheres."

"We have only to search for those things that will promote the good will and moral solidarity between our two countries."

"The progress of fundamental surveys of the United States is on such a moderate basis that it will take about 80 years to complete the basic survey of the country at the present rate of speed."

"There is nothing that I can report at the present moment on the conversations with the Prime Minister."