Herbert Hoover actually said...

"I haven't any at all. You could shake hands with the whole population of the Virgin Islands in 4 hours."

"I cordially congratulate the Kips Bay Boys' Club upon the formal opening of their new building and warmly hope that the boys may find much happiness in enjoyment of its greater opportunities for their..."

"It is hereby ordered that the following described tract of public land in California be, and it is hereby, withdrawn from settlement, location, sale, entry, and other forms of disposal, subject to any..."

"Otherwise than the fact that we are going, I haven't got anything to give you."