Herbert Hoover actually said...

"Recognition of these services by the National Academy of Design is not only a deserved tribute to Mr. Root, but is likewise an inspiration to all who practice and all who appreciate the fine arts."

"I can't help you any more than that."

"I think it will be delivered on Thursday, so Tuesday I hope to get it out."

"Nothing more than to eat a wild turkey that somebody sent in and decide what is to be done with five other turkeys that have arrived."