Herbert Hoover actually said...

"I intensely regret that your decision is irrevocable and that, in the circumstances, the duty devolves upon me to accept your resignation."

"No person who has passed his 65th birthday shall be appointed acting Postmaster in an office of the first, second, and third class unless he is already in the postal service."

"I am aware that after ten years of public service you unwillingly undertook this additional two years of service, and I can realize your desire to be relieved."

"I particularly wish to take this opportunity to express the appreciation which all of us hold for the work you have accomplished as Farm Loan Commissioner during the past two years."