Darrell Issa actually said...

"I am nominating President Donald Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize."

"My federal workers are also taxpayers, and even if they may want to preserve their job, they’ll be the first to tell me that they’re tired of going to a post office with surly attitudes, bad delivery ..."

"Today I will nominate @realDonaldTrump for the Nobel Peace Prize. No one deserves it more."

"They want us to deal with it, and we’re doing so and the president’s leading."