Darrell Issa actually said...

"I will author that bill as soon as a location is determined by the family."

"I will go on the record today, since people were kind enough to read things from the past--that we need to have legitimate minority rights."

"Please take back, on behalf of this Member and I hope the minority, that we should be trusted to send over career professional staff to look at unredacted documents."

"I cannot, from this side of the dais, accept any responsibility for documents that are leaked by third parties who get them."