Darrell Issa actually said...

"I am nominating President Donald Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize."

"My federal workers are also taxpayers, and even if they may want to preserve their job, they’ll be the first to tell me that they’re tired of going to a post office with surly attitudes, bad delivery ..."

"Today I will nominate @realDonaldTrump for the Nobel Peace Prize. No one deserves it more."

"Again, a new administration is acting quicker than any other administration in modern history."