Well then we’ll have to arrest him.

I floated the possibility of deporting American citizens.

We can have all of this right now, but only if the House GOP UNITES, ignores its occasional ‘GRANDSTANDERS’ (You know who you are!), and does the right thing, which is sending this Bill to my desk.

I’m surrounded by bureaucrats

You are my friend, and you’ll always be my friend, and we may have some skirmishes, even in the future. I doubt it, but I will always come back, because we have blood that seems to match pretty well.

The thing that will bankrupt this country more than any other policy is flooding the country with illegal immigration and then giving those migrants generous benefits. The OBBB fixes this problem. And therefore it must pass.

I’d love to do July 4, but I think it’s very hard to do July 4.

I think it is a 10. Maybe a 9.9. ... We get along great.

We didn’t give them one car in 10 years.

You know, snakes are fast, but alligators are much — we’re going to teach them how to run away from an alligator, OK, if they escape prison.

to keep guns out of the hands of dangerous criminals.

But he got a little bit upset, and that wasn't appropriate.

Is it in our interest that 25 million people who would have died now live? I think it is. On behalf of a grateful nation, thank you for your hard work and God bless you.

violated U.S. laws and international treaties

CNN journalists may be prosecuted also for having given false reports on the attack on Iran.

As President of the United States, I’m not going to let this Communist Lunatic destroy New York. Rest assured, I hold all the levers, and have all the cards.

Anybody who shoots somebody else has a mental health challenge, period.

They'll just get eaten by wildlife. I guess that's the concept.