The White House

We’re very proud of it.

They made it appropriate for a President.

It’s the best plane ever built.

They created new monuments.

The great civilizations of history did not wallow in aging ruins of the past.

The city named in honor of George Washington had been turned into a national disgrace.

I’ll give them the Congressional Medal of Honor for something ― for their genius at hunting ― and I’ll get one for taking on Russia, Russia, Russia or something.

No, I’m only kidding,” he said. “But I have seriously thought about, now this is dangerous to say, because the fake news is up there all over the place and when I joke I always I learned early on, don’t be sarcastic in politics.

I’m going to give one to myself, one to them, and we’ll have a threesome, OK?

That there’s nothing ideological about this group. There’s nothing political about this exercise. Law and order is something all Americans deserve.

This background noise this morning is perfect. It’s the sound of ingrates, of ingratitude, of people who are so blinded by ideology they can’t see law and order and common sense in front of them.

Can you believe this? This world has gone crazy.

We got rid of the algae, which they put in.

But we did it, and it works beautifully.

Sleepy Joe Biden spent millions of dollars trying to fix it, and he was unable to do it.

What they don’t say is Barack Hussein Obama ― Have you heard of him? ― Barack Hussein Obama spent tens of millions of dollars trying to fix it, and it was a disaster.

They put in algae! Who the hell put in algae?

The FIFA Numbers are far greater than any World Cup in History. This is a Great Tribute to the United States of America.

Patients afflicted with 'TDS' should 'turn off fake news, say your prayers, and if you ever feel anxious, just have a Diet Coke like me, and you’re going to see a remarkable difference in your life'

It is ridiculous for the US to continue its one-sided relationship with Nato.

A grand celebration worthy of the momentous occasion of the 250th anniversary of American Independence on July 4, 2026.

I'm gonna make a really long speech just to show that I can do anything.

We want them to really understand the power of long-term compounding.

Thirty-eight percent of American households have no investment in our great equity markets.