Alan Simpson: “How do we achieve this result--by suggesting then that we defeat the balanced budget amendment?”

In your country club, your church and business, about 15% of the people are screwballs, lightweights and boobs, and you would not want those people unrepresented in Congress.

Drastically reducing funding for the Wild Horse and Burro Program would have a devastating effect on our Western lands and the work we have done to manage the herd. For these reasons, I must oppose this amendment. I thank the gentleman for…

We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.

I have no more speakers on this, and I reserve the balance of my time.