Political Quotes

“I am here to talk about some things the protesters did not mention yesterday. Millions of American young people who travel to Mexico for spring break and summer vacation will now legally be able to use cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, and marijuana because the Mexican government just voted to legalize the possession of these drugs in small quantities. How much is okay? Two ecstasy pills, four joints, four lines of cocaine, and 25 milligrams of heroin are now all allowed. Are you surprised? Earlier this year, the Mexican government provided maps to illegals to help them cross our borders. The Mexican military recently got caught providing an armed escort to Mexican drug dealers into Texas. And Mexico's president, along with a million protesters, now want us to reward illegal behavior with amnesty and permanent citizenship. Why? So they can earn money here and send it back to Mexico. After all, at $16 billion, it is Mexico's second highest source revenue behind oil. It makes you wonder. Were people protesting the wrong government yesterday? ____________________”