Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"Stand just as quiet as possible; do not sway; just stand as quiet as possible."

"And think how absolutely the event has falsified the predictions of those men."

"There is no other body of water in the world which confers upon the commonwealth possessing it quite the natural advantages that Puget Sound confers upon this State; and there is no other State in the..."

"Phenomenal though your growth has been, it has barely begun."