Theodore Roosevelt actually said...

"No law that the wit of man has even devised can make or ever will make a fool wise, or a coward brave, or a weakling strong."

"I doubt if there is any State which will profit more by the increase in the application of irrigation to our needs than is the case with the State of Idaho."

"We are going to see great manufacturing centers here in Montana taking advantage of the power of your waters."

"The law is no respecter of persons."